Here’s a blog: Happiness is a can of Deepwoods Off.
This fulfills the definition of a blog as: n. Short for weblog.
A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as “homework sucks” and “I slept until noon today.”
The definition suggests avoidance of the word I, or any reference to the life of I might be prudent.
Therefore, he, she, it, along with pencils and bicycles their progress and products will be found here.
It will be interesting to see how he does with that.
He used to be assiduous. Now he’s just a siduous.
He could tell, after a very short time, it would be near an impossibility to write a lot of stuff without writing vulgar, profane or blasphemous stuff. But like the gladiator said during the conclusion of Gladiator, “Not this time, Bro. Not this time.”
It will be interesting to discover, he thought, if this thing has spell-check or nought.